Now That’s What I Call David 2018

Most of the people at this Festival will be doing their Edinburgh shows that they did over the summer, that they will knock out for you with polished, dead behind the eyes, done it so many times they hate it levels of resentment.

I am going walking in the Lake District this Summer so I won’t have a new show.

When I get to Aberwyswyth I’m going to do a greatest hits show. It’ll be 60 minutes long, it’ll be all my favourite bits, there will be something old, something new, nothing borrowed and definitely something blue.

Come and see it. I’d like to be able to pay for the hotel but I’ll ask for the ticket price to be the lowest it can be.

I’ve been on telly. I’ve been nominated for loads of awards when I was new. I’m currently teaching so I don’t have to play gigs in Hornchurch on a Wednesday evening or do adverts in order to pay my way in life, so to be honest you can take it or leave it, I won’t starve.

I do promise you all that I’m going to do everything I can my end to make sure this show is proper funny.